I need a new job. via /r/vegan

I need a new job.

I hate it here. Everyone at the law firm I work for are savages, (and not like Megan thee Stallion) they lack basic compassion. There is a dead cat outside the office today and suddenly, as the office vegan, I become the butt of all the jokes about dead animals. I'm already hurting because of the kitty and here come assholes to rub salt in the wounds. Any vegan attorneys looking for a vegan paralegal? I need to get the heck out of here.

EDIT: Just had a co-worker stand outside my office and ask me if I wanted to eat the dead cat for lunch.

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