Stop trying to make me eat healthy
I don't want to. I don't care. I want to eat dirt and junk and shit that clogs my arteries so bad I die an early and preventable death. I'm not even being slightly ironic or sarcastic. Give me more vegan junk food and ready meals and over salted, over seasoned, over sugared, bullshit please. I want pastries and pies and candy and cereal and everything that rots my teeth and turns my stomach lining bin-bag black. Where is it?
I'm travelling through Europe right now and some countries seem to equate veganism with a dieting fad to lose weight and get healthier. I'm already healthy. I've already lost weight. I don't care. Let me eat cake.